A New Year’s Eve at Southbank Beer Garden: A $150 Disappointment

A New Year’s Eve at Southbank Beer Garden: A $150 Disappointment

Ahoy, fellow revelers, gather ’round for a tale of New Year’s Eve woe at the “famed” Southbank Beer Garden. At a princely sum of $150, expectations were as high as the impending South Bank fireworks. Not only was I there with my girlfriend, but also 7 other people that I had recommended this evening to ..

World Gin Day – The Osbourne Hotel

World Gin Day – The Osbourne Hotel

On the vibrant occasion of World Gin Day, The Osbourne Hotel transformed into a gin-lover’s haven, offering an afternoon of spirited celebration that left taste buds tingling and hearts content. From 2pm to 4pm, this charming establishment hosted an all-you-can-drink event that centered around a single, yet spectacular, Hendrick’s gin and cucumber-based cocktail. Priced at ..

Olé restaurant review (bottomless brunch)

Olé restaurant review (bottomless brunch)

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, booze hags and booze hoes, hold onto you sombreros and prepare yourselves for a culinary adventure that will take your taste buds on a flamenco-inspired joyride. I present to you Olé, where the bottomless brunch option, Más Tapas y Sangria, promises a delightful dance on the palate while tipples ..

Rita’s Tanquria (Bottomless Brunch)

Rita’s Tanquria (Bottomless Brunch)

What brings more joy that a cold Margarita on a warm Brisbane day? Bottomless Margarita’s that’s what. Rita’s in Teneriffe is catering to those boozy tequila sippers that enjoy the occassional (or not so occassional) Marg, providing them in jug format in a variety of flavours from classically delightful to I can’t drink this as ..

Holey Moley Golf Club

Holey Moley Golf Club

Now, rocking up at a heritage-listed church on a Saturday night after sinking a few beveraginos is normally never on my list of planned activities. I’m not a exactly a sinner per se, but I can think of many activities that would be higher on my list than attending a church while inebriated (also, there ..

1st Edition – Brisbane Bar

1st Edition – Brisbane Bar

Whether you are out with the lads or chillin’ with the girls, this Marvel and DC inspired bar is definitely one to keep in your back pocket for occasions that could be described as a little left of field. It really doesn’t matter if you are a Marvel maverick or a doyen of DC, both ..

The Ultimate Gin Experience – Brisbane Distillery

The Ultimate Gin Experience – Brisbane Distillery

Billed as the ultimate gin experience, I might have approached this one with some mild thoughts of trepidation – ultimate, in my opinion can only be reserved to a childhood hero who painted his face and gorilla pressed weak peasants before tossing them from the ring…..but I digress, Brisbane Distillery absolutely delivered y’all. Hands by ..

13 Axes – Axe Throwing

13 Axes – Axe Throwing

“trust me, the axes are extremely sharp – please don’t run your fingers down them to check, blood is extremely difficult to remove from the astroturf. Please don’t try to shave your arm to check if the axe is sharp…..blood, is extremely difficult to remove from the astroturf” Throw your frustrations…..without thinking about it The ..

Amazing dinner experience at Ayers Rock Resort – Sounds of Silence

Amazing dinner experience at Ayers Rock Resort – Sounds of Silence

Waiting in the blistering heat outside Sails in the Desert Hotel, was never going to be a pleasant experience. With flies doggedly pursuing what little moisture they could obtain from your eyeballs, and the sun threatening ever-so-slightly to spontaneously combust you where you stand,we are thankfully ushered into the air conditioned foyer in the pleasant ..

Naipo Massage Gun

Naipo Massage Gun

Over the last few months, I’ve been seeing many a crossfitter or muscle-bound Adonises (Adonai?) using what I can only assume as being an amalgamation of modern torture and perverted sexual pleasure. A cross between a drill, a pneumatic ram and a massage ball, the Naipo Massage gun seems to promise both deadly harm AND ..